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lyrics

what a clever decoy (x2)
they're bound to find me in spaaaaaaace
hi me on horse drawn barge
move so slow and go not far
hi me. horse drawn barge. move so slow and go not far.
i will stalk who stole my car and
find him at his garden
watching his daffodils
drown

hey man right now
hey man hey there man
hey man hey there man right NOW

everywhere and back inside my head (x3)
but i'm not insane

hi me on horse drawn barge
move so slow go not far
i don't know what i want anymore

hey man right now
hey man hey there man
hey man

and it's as you are, however many days again, a dumb man
(man)
(man)
(man)
hey there man right now
hey man hey there man
hey man hey there man right now

iiii've no sympathy for those bodiless faraway minds
as i do-si-do, i'm ever so unashamedly unbrotherly
i've exacerbated every possible gap between mine and theirs

hi me on horse drawn barge
move so slow and go not far
i know not what is anymore
hi me on horse drawn, move so slow and go not
I WILL FIND WHO STOLE MY CAR and
(watch him in his garden watch his daffodils drown)
i know not what is anymore
what a clever decoy (x4)

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from Junior Police Academy Fundraiser, released November 8, 2017

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