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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Fifteen minutes of music on each side. Play loud.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Junior Police Academy Fundraiser via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Junior Police Academy Fundraiser // good album cover? more like BAD album cover!!! + bonus tracks
    Cassette + Digital Album

    To raise funds for the THEN-forthcoming VINYL release of the album, we produced a
    limited cassette tape edition of JUNIOR POLICE ACADEMY FUNDRAISER. This tape also included -- for the first time ever -- a legal copy of good album cover? more like BAD album cover!!! on tape.

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lyrics

decaf coffee will put me asleep and it'll
turn my testicles blue
i'd sooner endorse a pile of boogers and
hope that you would too
bubbling brown sugar will never be beat and it'll
make my merry-go-round
i can do it:
indulge in a walling or something-or-other to be renowned
hey there oh man
hey ay ay ayoh man
oh hey there asshole, ohhhhh
and as i'm waiting for the water to seize the dreary-eyed
i start to realize there isn't a place for them to hide
i'm sorry boys, hey, i tried

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from Junior Police Academy Fundraiser, released November 8, 2017

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