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lyrics

the obvious innocuous
manopoulos idolatrous
Diogenes androgynous
brainsick watchman
i'm in his blind spot once again
the ominous incongruous
dichotomous oologist
anonymous acidophilus
brainsick watchman
i'm just honest apologist
i'm just anomalous columnist
i have no Titus Andronicus
brainsick watchman
and when he went away he ate a lot of (_)
he saw us sitting there and asked for some ice cream
he won't win his drug war
he will not end solar flares
but he will try
and he will find:
nobody cares
he won't win his drug war
he will not end solar flares
but he will try and he will fold
and he will find:
nobody cares
i won't heed his stock tip
i will not buy a share
i'd sell too late
to net a dime
and he'd been gone
and i ......
wouldn't ...
care
i'd needn't care

and i always play the pawn
i'll just slowly bide my time
there is no lower i can fall
i'll be at his beck and call
there is no lower i can fall

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from Junior Police Academy Fundraiser, released November 8, 2017

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