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    Fifteen minutes of music on each side. Play loud.

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lyrics

i ought to be in a band with the animal man
i ought to be in a band with animal man
oh i got a job at a gift wrap counter
down by a beach on the south shore
i beseech him never more
but wave a baton to parade him ever and anon

i was working at the beach
and the manager scours
the lifeguards inhale and count the hours
and then the autumn began impacting our entelechy
and tipped its hat to the coming dusk

A
PLUH HUH HUSS MAN
AY AY AY AY
A
PLUH HUH HUH HUSS MAN
AY AY AY AY
A
PLUH HUH HUH HUSS MAN
AY AY AY AY
A
PLUH HUH HUSS MAAaaaN

awake awake
i must awake
for a plus cajoled the equinox
to come a few months early
this summer
oh oh oh oh

perspicacity my thick skull allots me
a plus man could be a thick neo-Nazi
who functions only if he lies
and so has to lie and lie and
be so infantile awhile and then
die

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from Junior Police Academy Fundraiser, released November 8, 2017

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